One man's mere negligence may be another's reckless indifference.
- Thou shall use no other databases before MS SQL.
- Thou shall not attempt to print thy database.
- Thou shall not assume thy databases are not corrupt.
- Thou shall perform DBCC and backups on the 7th day.
- Honor the query plan and statistics and keep it wholly in your mind at all times.
- Thou Shall not DELETE without a WHERE clause.
- Thou shall not commit thy transaction without isolation.
- Thou shall not unnecessarily transact with read isolation level uncommitted.
- Thou shall not say you have database security when you don’t know.
- Thou shall not transgress upon production bandwidth with maintenance task operations.