Here are the top ten worst things men hear when they get a prostrate exam:
- Drop ’em and bend over the table; we’re gonna do this frat boy style.
- We’re just gonna poke the crinkly brown monster right in the eye…
- Take off your pants and underwear, lie on your side, lift one leg…no, the other leg…no, your third leg…
- This will take just a second, you won’t feel a thing.
- I’ll be finished when I’m finished! (annoyed)
- Not on the first date…haha..(First time at a new Dr, patient asks if he needs an exam):
- Two is a party, three’s a crowd
- Open up! Here comes the choo-choo!!
- If it hurts, it’s either because you’ve had diarrhea, or because I’m doing it right…
- Oh, God, I’m coming! Jk!