{"id":405,"date":"2015-09-17T07:47:30","date_gmt":"2015-09-17T12:47:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/?p=405"},"modified":"2017-11-26T10:40:15","modified_gmt":"2017-11-26T15:40:15","slug":"key-looie-resort-florida-keys-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/?p=405","title":{"rendered":"Looe Key Reef Resort – Florida Keys on Ramrod Key, Florida – Review"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Last year, in early June of 2014, my son (12 at the time) and I took a birding expedition to Florida. \u00a0We started in Jacksonville, and worked our way all the way down to the Dry Tortugas over a period of 13 days. \u00a0One lodging location stood out, beneath all the rest.<\/em><\/p>\n

After over a year of submitting my initial review to Expedia, I received the notification from them that it was finally published. \u00a0I went to the site to see it, but it wasn’t there. \u00a0Here is my unabashed, honest review of possibly the shittiest roadside roadhouse roach motel at which I’ve ever been misfortunate enough to be tricked into staying.<\/em><\/p>\n

In short: Filter flies, ants, a frog and a loud tiki bar outside my door, people screaming obscenities until well after midnight<\/h1>\n

I will spare you the narrative and just make a list of all the problems of this “resort.” Make no mistake – this is a motel. It is not a resort by any stretch of the imagination. It is not “modest” – it is a hole in the ground. These items are listed in no particular order:<\/p>\n

1. Filter flies in the bathroom
\n2. We actually woke up one morning to a giant tree frog in the toilet
\n3. No 24 hr reception
\n4. ants in the room (the real little ones)
\n5. bare bulb fixtures
\n6. Weak security (mechanical key, doorknob based with door swinging outward (hinges on the outside and an easy-pry latch)
\n7. The “tikki” bar is less than 100 feet from the rooms at the one end of the motel, and it is LOUD.
\n8. 80 – 99 Db noise from bar until 11:15 PM on the weekends, 10 pM weeknights.
\n9. If you come in at the wrong time, parking is non-existent because this is a local bar hangout. So you have sit and wait for someone to leave. The only other option is to park illegally on the highway.
\n10. The bathroom sink had a very, very slow drain,
\n11. The shower floor had not been cleaned prior to our use of the room. It was slippery, and had a nice big wad of hair in the drain.<\/p>\n

The Food:<\/h2>\n

We didn’t try the food. That seemed like a bad idea.<\/p>\n

The overall\u00a0hotel ambiance:<\/h2>\n

This hotel is disgusting. It is a pit, and it is NOT a place for children. The band plays music with “F* you” in the lyrics and they play it loud, and repeatedly, and long, and the bar-goers scream it at the top of their lungs, right along with the band. Here is the really frightening part: These guys have a SCUBA shop attached to their motel, and offer “resort” dives. If this is how they take care of their rooms, how well do you think they are taking care of their dive equipment?<\/p>\n

The room looked nice on the Internet. The Internet is a liar.<\/p>\n

The Solution:<\/h2>\n

The problems I found here could easily be repaired by a few big yellow bulldozers, new ownership and management, and a new building.<\/p>\n

Key West is not too far away. The Yankee ferry ride out to the Dry Tortugas was great, and yielded the most awesome snorkeling you could want.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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