{"id":399,"date":"2015-08-09T10:57:45","date_gmt":"2015-08-09T15:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/?p=399"},"modified":"2015-08-09T10:57:45","modified_gmt":"2015-08-09T15:57:45","slug":"shit-doctors-say-when-giving-a-prostate-exam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"Shit Doctors say when giving a prostate exam"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Here are the top ten worst things men\u00a0hear when they get a prostrate exam:<\/p>\n

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  1. Drop ’em and bend over the table; we’re gonna do this frat boy style.<\/li>\n
  2. We’re just gonna poke the crinkly brown monster right in the eye…<\/li>\n
  3. Take off your pants and underwear, lie on your side, lift one leg…no, the other leg…no, your third leg…<\/li>\n
  4. This will take just a second, you won’t feel a thing.<\/li>\n
  5. I’ll be finished when I’m finished! (annoyed)<\/li>\n
  6. Not on the first date…haha..(First time at a new Dr, patient asks if he needs an exam):<\/li>\n
  7. Two is a party, three’s a crowd<\/li>\n
  8. Open up! Here comes the choo-choo!!<\/li>\n
  9. If it hurts, it’s either because you’ve had diarrhea, or because I’m doing it right…<\/li>\n
  10. Oh, God, I’m coming! Jk!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Here are the top ten worst things men\u00a0hear when they get a prostrate exam: Drop ’em and bend over the table; we’re gonna do this frat boy style. We’re just gonna poke the crinkly brown monster right in the eye… … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":400,"href":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions\/400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}