{"id":361,"date":"2015-04-06T13:05:01","date_gmt":"2015-04-06T18:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/?p=361"},"modified":"2015-04-06T13:05:01","modified_gmt":"2015-04-06T18:05:01","slug":"what-he-thinks-wht-what-she-thinks-wst-the-elevator-extrapolation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scorellis.com\/?p=361","title":{"rendered":"What He Thinks (WHT), What She Thinks (WST)- The Elevator Extrapolation"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Scenario: \u00a0A man exiting an elevator in an office building and a beautiful woman, entering the\u00a0same\u00a0elevator, silently mouths the word “hi” and smiles at him as they pass each other.<\/h1>\n
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Part 1:\u00a0The walk-by<\/h2>\n

WHT:\u00a0She’s totally into me. Do I know her? \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

WST:\u00a0Isn’t that John from accounting? \u00a0 I wonder if he remembers that time he sent my paycheck to the wrong address and it took me three weeks to get paid? \u00a0I was so pissed at him. \u00a0Did he grow a beard? \u00a0It’s kind of hot. \u00a0Should I say Hi? \u00a0I hate him.<\/em><\/p>\n

*They walk past each other*<\/p>\n

WST\u00a0: Oh crap, this isn’t John at all. \u00a0Why oh why don’t I get my eyes checked? Oh crap, it’s that creep, Steve from IT….but I have to say hi, because he is in IT and you have to be nice to IT people so they will come running when you have a computer problem….maybe I should throw a little flirt in? \u00a0Just to…wait, no, then he will cyber-stalk me. Oh crap, my lips already started to move…oh SHIT!, why am I smiling! what have I done?? \u00a0I hope he doesn’t recognize me…I hope he doesn’t recognize me…oh god, I can \u00a0feel his eyes drilling holes into my ass…gotta push the button. <\/em>*turns around* yep, there it is. \u00a0Take a nice long look. <\/em>*smiles awkwardly at him*<\/p>\n

WHT:\u00a0She’s totally into me.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Elapsed time:1 second<\/p>\n

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Part 2: As the doors close<\/h2>\n

WST:\u00a0Creep. Thank God these elevator doors will close before he can take that total miscue and jump back in…\u00a0Think happy thoughts…think happy thoughts…Kittens!<\/em>” *smiles* \u00a0Now let’s see, after work today I need to stop at the grocery store and pick up lettuce, tomato, green onions, hamburger…gosh, will these doors ever close? \u00a0Is he really still staring at me?? \u00a0Oh, and I can’t forget to call mom, and hmm, I wonder if my blue shoes will go with that black dress I bought yesterday *<\/em>contemplates 311 factorial\u00a0arrangement of clothes and shoes*\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

*doors close*<\/p>\n

Oh thank god, they finally closed! \u00a0These doors need a stalker button that closes the doors instantly….<\/em><\/p>\n

Elapsed time: 3 seconds<\/p>\n

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Part 3, 20 minutes later: \u00a0After thoughts.<\/h2>\n

WHT: She was totally into me.<\/em> \u00a0I should have made some excuse and jumped back in the elevator….<\/em><\/p>\n

WST: What\u00a0should I have for lunch?\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

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